Get thee behind me...(Observations)

Once again maybe it's just me, but...

I would rather have Satan in front of me where I can see what he's up to.

Why would people in glass houses keep stones around?

If you look closely you can clearly see moss on Keith Richards.

Long distance love assures unwanted pregnancy. (New England Journal of Medicine)

A stitch in time won't even stop a cheap watch. You will need at least eight more.

Hearing loss is the greatest single factor in preserving marriages. (NEJOM)

The average 60 yr. old Volvo is in the same shape as the average 30 yr. old Canadian.

Smokers are a dying breed.

Apathetic owls really don't give a hoot.

Living hand to mouth leads to living wrist to mouth which leads to forearm to mouth etc...

Most hamsters are addicted to endorphins.

Dream girls have been proven to be the cheapest dates. (NEJOM)

One Holy Night won't get 'er done.

While the cat's away the mice will play...baseball.

Eating one bad apple can save a whole bunch.

Telling certain South Seas women you can hold your breath for twenty minutes is senseless.

Whale watchers are contributing to their declining birth rate.

A true back seat driver will be pulled over on average...four times a day.

SEX is the best medicine, laughter is great if things don't go well. (NEJOM)

The great white bears migrating south have turned out to be Bi-Polar.

Anyone considering marriage should be committed.

A rose by any other name is still a flower.

'Its bark is worse than its bite' applies to all trees.

Is letting sleeping dogs lie teaching them the wrong thing?

Even nine lives won't help most cats outlive a teenager.

Apologizing beforehand is not considered effective foreplay. (NEJOM)

My average blog takes one pot of coffee.